Tuesday, April 19, 2005
HI THIS IS THE ERASED MELONCHOLY NIGHTMARE
Alif(EMINEM)
Yaw yaw, wassup ma dawgs. Right now, it's been cool. I'm touring with Jin and Jay-Z on the rap warped tour sponsored by VANS TRANSPORT. Yeah, right now it's our guest singer, Usher doing his number, "YEAH" on the stage. It's all cool. Thanks to our manager Dayu Noti 2 Shorty. Yeah. I just like to say, I'm cute, and maybe, that one day, there was a pig. The pig name was Wahab. Wahab was a good pig. He used to love making fun of me, Jin and Jay-Z. Sad to say, it will be the last time, he ever made fun of us, cause we made bacon out of him. Sorry Wahab, you will be dearly missed. We were too hungry. I dedicate this song, "WHITE AMERICA" cause it's all pigs there, and maybe, just maybe one day, we will find another Wahab.
I'm crying right now as I type this out. Let this be an unopen letter to the world. YES! Still cute la. I'm thinking of adding some Singlish words into my new album, cause I still love Singapore. HELLO SINGAPORE. That was my last time I said that out loud infront of my 30 billion fans. Maybe, just maybe, we will be together, Singapore. Cheers mate. I'm going Australian. I end this with a beautiful number I wrote...
I dono la ask them the rappers.
Or shud I wear the pampers.
Ive found a reason.
in this season.
apple apple energy.
i use synergy.
maybe one day i'll be famous
and all day eat famous amos.
white america.
suck me hukalasha.
who's bukalasha.
she's someone from america
yo yo
po yo
la la
lo la
im eminem
and i love m&m
it melts in ur mouth.
and opposite of north is south.
east to the west
west to the east
death to bitch
that touches my witch.
bye yaw. its been beautiful..
Fir(JIN)
My name is JIN and mayb i shy
Come little girl and suck mine
If u r cute blow my flute
blow hard and don puke..
AKU JIN!
I've SIN!
Maybe not now,
OK bye..
Tweet(Jay-Z)
One day i found an apple
It is red like my nipple
If u wan to c my masterpiece
Come to A-TOWN at least
1-2-3-4
Aku dari Singapore
5-6-7-8
Sape nak ikut aku gi date
Yo-Yo Encore
Do u wan more?
Dial 93866074
Do u wan more?
DAYU(MANAGER)
Yes, this is the manager speaking. I just like to say, support local music. Maybe, just maybe, all my 3 rappers are so damn cute. I HAVE THE SENSATIONAL EMINEM WHO IS ALIF AND DAMN CUTE. AND I HAVE THE FASTEST BEST RAPPER, JAY-Z. AND JIN, OUR SHY RAPPER, WHO'S ONE OF THE BEST, AND DAMN CUTE TOO.
I WANT TO BE CUTE LIKE THEM.
BUT LIFE FORBIDS
SOMEWHERE... OVER THE RAINBOW.
THERE IS NO RAINBOW..
THERE IS NO MATRIX..
THIS IS THE END..
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